The Mildly Alarming Podcast

35 | Hasbro? More Like Hasbron't

Episode Summary

We wrap our meaty forearms around Hasbro’s torso, invert them, and administer a devastating suplex as we discuss the things we would’ve done differently had we made Risk. Then we booze the news, because Tom couldn’t be bothered to write a goofy script about farm animals who don’t understand modern banking. Plus burning goats, majestic hair, and the quivering muscles of a thousand hirsuit men. The Mildly Alarming Podcast!

Episode Notes

We wrap our meaty forearms around Hasbro’s torso, invert them, and administer a devastating suplex as we discuss the things we would’ve done differently had we made Risk. Then we booze the news, because Tom couldn’t be bothered to write a goofy script about farm animals who don’t understand modern banking. Plus burning goats, majestic hair, and the quivering muscles of a thousand hirsuit men. The Mildly Alarming Podcast!

Intro Gag: Comin’ to ya live from where the wild men are, I’m Tom Rich and with me as always are a heaving sea of muscular pectorals, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode why=mx+b: A Quandary of Hypotheticals in D Minor

##Segment 1: Remaking the Game: Risk

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##Segment 2: Booze 'n the News

Outro Gag: ScatChat with Beardy Pete Podcast

Music in this episode:
"RetroFuture Clean" by Kevin McLeod (Incompetech.com)
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