It's like this. You go down to the VFA and vote for a delegate. The delegate votes for an elector. The elector votes for a representative. The representative goes to a cabin. The cabin is in the woods. The woods take a poll of various dogs, foxes, and species of birds. The results are given to the representative, who reads them, and picks a snake. The snake is now in charge. It's not a great system, but it's the system we have. Enjoy the Mildly Alarming Podcast as your snake overlords decide who to constrict and devour first.
It's like this. You go down to the VFA and vote for a delegate. The delegate votes for an elector. The elector votes for a representative. The representative goes to a cabin. The cabin is in the woods. The woods take a poll of various dogs, foxes, and species of birds. The results are given to the representative, who reads them, and picks a snake. The snake is now in charge. It's not a great system, but it's the system we have. Enjoy the Mildly Alarming Podcast as your snake overlords decide who to constrict and devour first.
Intro gag: Comin’ to ya live from high atop Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, I’m Johannes Stauffer and with me as always is another, smaller Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 71: Otto and the Magic Hat.
##Segment 1: Voting Mechanics
Episode Sponsor: Your Mildly Alarming News Team
##Segment 2: Remaking the Game - Chutes and Ladders
Outro Gag: Cleanthe Brandlebart’s Full-Buttock Chaps
