The Mildly Alarming Podcast

60 | Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em

Episode Summary

In a truly amazing feat, the lads managed to make it through an entire segment on casino games without once mentioning Kenny Rogers or his seminal song, "The Gambler." Their failure will surely be met by swift and savage retribution from the Kennocracy. If they don't hurry, they'll be taken via freight car to a Kenny Rogers Roasters, there to be Kenny Rogers Roasted. They, um, should probably stop typing this and start running. Anyway, the Mildly Alarming Podcast, everyone!

Episode Notes

In a truly amazing feat, the lads managed to make it through an entire segment on casino games without once mentioning Kenny Rogers or his seminal song, "The Gambler." Their failure will surely be met by swift and savage retribution from the Kennocracy. If they don't hurry, they'll be taken via freight car to a Kenny Rogers Roasters, there to be Kenny Rogers Roasted.

They, um, should probably stop typing this and start running. Anyway, the Mildly Alarming Podcast, everyone!

Intro gag: Comin’ to ya’ live from the World Sausage Belching Championships, I’m Tom Rich and with me as always is more particulate matter than I’m entirely comfortable with, and this is the Mildly Alarming Podcast. Episode 294,628.3: Whence Comes The Dickleberry?

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##Segment 2: Casino... Games?!

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